I guarantee that this with be a confidence booster for you... BEWARE some of this is GROSS! :)
1. Rivers hasn't eaten FOOD since lunch yesterday all because he refuses to say PLEASE.
Please – adverb
(used as a polite addition to requests, commands, etc.) if you would be so obliging; kindly: Please come here. Will you please turn the radio off?
2. Someone around here is sick at all times...So sometimes I will wipe my sons nose with my HAND and wipe it on my jeans......(I so can NOT believe I am saying this to ya'll )
4. I kiss my bird...AND my dog quite often...
5. I take pictures of my kids when they are crying...Cuz I think it is CUTE :P
6. I have such an obsession with milky ways...the evidence is on my butt :0)
(I won't add a pic...for your sake :))
7. There was a time...I found London upstairs covered in poop...it was in his mouth, hair, all over the crib, eyes, under his fingernails, stained his quilt...
I WISH I had a pic of this glorious moment...it took me 3 1/2 hours to clean up...
8. I write down what I need at the grocery store because I can never remember what I need when I get there...Most of the time I forget the list too...
9. London says, "Mama, I go hide and pick my nose...okay?" Ill spare you the icky details and give you a pic of Brad Pitt instead :)
10. London goes up to Jon and says, " I do this on purpose!" then farts in Jon's face and runs away :)
Yes, this cute lil thing said and DID that :)
There...do you feel closer to me??? LOL POOR you....
We still love each other through the grossness :)
XOXO,
Kels
XOXO,
Kels
LOVE it! Oh, I wipe Lizette's nose on my jeans too. Or I used to, but then I realized that it just takes too long and too many horrible feelings about my post preg body to stretch them out again, so next sickness I'll try to refrain.
ReplyDeleteAnd the pics of the crying baby... yep, I have my fair share too!
Love it! Most of these things are true about us too...except so far I haven't had a kid covered in poop! But yesterday I walked into the kids' room to discover they were both covered in Desitin! (the carpet was covered too)
ReplyDeleteThe glamour-lessness of motherhood is hilarious, isn't it?
Love it. Would so eat the M & M... I also wipe nose boogers on my jeans too. Love you sis! You are a wonderful person and fabulous mom!
ReplyDeleteLove this! And yes quite a few of those are true for me also.. but I'm not telling which ones!! ;)
ReplyDeleteYou and I have more than one thing in common!! A few years ago we were at a family gathering and one of my uncles caught me wiping my daughters nose with my bare hand and then putting the boogs in my pocket. He was beside himself with laughter!! I love this post-- so funny. Forgetting he shopping list is so me too. Glad to have found your blog!
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